Interesting site

THIS SITE is very interesting. There are some subtelties. Make sure you read carefully.

Fail Toad Judges Working Families

In a surprising move this morning, the fail toad announced that all students would be followed by its agents wherever they went, and their families would be judged based on their behaiviour.

"They will judge your friends your family, and your school..."

Is what she said this morning at a conference in front of the entire year group. (continued page 3)...

XD

The Extent of America's Stupidity

Now all of us Aussies were very excited that the Olympics were in Beijing this year, because it is almost the same time-zone as us, so we would be able to watch it on prime time, live.

Unfortunately, America stepped in, as usual. The TV stations of America want extra money from ads, so they said to the olympic committee: "Change the time of the major ewvents to suit our prime time, and we'll give you money!"

Of course, the committee said "Yes, yes, of course, Mr America sir. Would you like us to lick your boots as well?" and it goes on...

But NOW, the problem is America's. Most Americans are in debt, and now, with all the games on prime time, the ad companies are fighting to get their ads up, and Americans watch these ads.

What happens next? Well, I'll tell you. The indebted peoples of USA go out and buy the advertised items on their CREDIT CARD because they're told they need them.

THEN, the USAians cannot payback theircredit caqrd bill, so the banks take possession of their stuff, and the US economy falls even more (and then everyone else buys US dollars, which forces the US economy up, then everyone sells their US dollars for a profit at the same time, and it drops again XD)

And that is the story of why it is in America's best interests to let Australia watch the games at decent hours.

Thank you.